sprunk

To orgasm with such force following oral sex that the recipient recoils hard enough to launch off the bed and land on the floor.

I'm gonna sprunk that chick -- she won't forget me for the rest of her life.

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

spunk loader

Boston Creme donut. From the semen-like filling inside.

"Hey, you got any spunk loaders in that box of donuts?"

by Copper_head December 31, 2007

spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 16, 2008

Spunk Rack

An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.

"I whacked my load in her spunk rack for safe keeping..."

by booshboy April 2, 2009

skunk bucket

a term for an un-hygenic keeping of the vaginal area,especially after multiple partners

man, that girl spread her legs and it smelled like a skunk bucket

by kishka October 14, 2009

spunk slug

a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug

A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug

by SEABADGERMAN August 7, 2010