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Sphincter touch

To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES
by Cuntpop April 30, 2020
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sphincter bubble

When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot
Some girls dont enjoy a good sphincter bubble as much as I do.
by Krollkrusher December 3, 2013
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Compromised Sphincter

When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.
“his farts don’t make noise at all, he def has a compromised sphincter.”
by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025
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Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.
Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...
by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016
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Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.
I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.
by Gordy W. March 6, 2025
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Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal
"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.
Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!
by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021
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