dick softener

You turn people off bc your sad as fuck

Omg she's such a dick softener

"Fuck you dick "

by Dick softener June 5, 2018

Killing Softly

Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them

People killing softly whenever you come up

by LeroyJenkems November 9, 2019

Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.

Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!

by opeake January 18, 2020

Walk softly but carry a big stick

Theodore Roosevelt's way of saying do everything carefully,but always keep the strap

Michael might act timid,but he's not scared to pack heat (i.e.,walk softly but carry a big stick)

by Nowthatsepic May 19, 2020

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 26, 2020

Pedal...softie

A bit of a pp, though she makes hot characters
Yeah💞 she kinda hates life
And she uses she/they pronouns

Person: “wow! ‘Pedal...softie’ sucks!”
Another person: “ugh ikr”

by Not Pedal...softie April 29, 2021

nayeon_softie

Best TikToker ever if you don’t agree I’ll kill you 😎

nayeon_softie is the best

by Nini.Kim July 24, 2021