Sofie

a know all moo cow, that likes to ditch old good friends for new slack ones, often seen driving a loaf of bread,

that girl did a sofie on me.

by emma_12345 October 17, 2008

softitis

people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.

Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately

by dr.ren June 12, 2011

givin me a softee

The situation that causes excitment but later turns into disapointment

Ashley showed me her thong, but later she was giving me a softee when she fell asleep.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.

by thefort June 24, 2007

Sofie

a dumb skank that enjoys cock in the mouth and fingers her butthole to transiberian orchestra. looks like an elf as well.

Can you please stop lubing yourself up in public Sofie?

by pooopeyes July 19, 2010

softhead

a short film

"seen that epic movie"

you talking about a certain softhead? yeah!"

by itissogood September 7, 2010

Softserve

What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.

by chris7ian December 2, 2010

Sofie

A girl who is madly in luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

omg they are sofie-ing * kissing*

by ah.coco November 1, 2020