sobie

a willingly sober person, often becomes the DD aka designated driver for sexual favors from the drunks he/she carts around

"When is Will gonna get here? You know we are too drunk to drive, so who wants to blow the sobie when we get home?

by BeauDerek April 12, 2003

sobig

One of many virus created by Linux geeks who want "revenge" against Microsoft but are too stupid or scared to directly attack Bill Gates himself.

It wouldn't be surprising if the teenager who got arrested for crafting the Sobig virus runs Linux on his computer.

by former penguin August 31, 2003

sobig

A computer virus reportedly conceived by the EJL terrorist group (Electronic Jihad Lamers) by using an infinite number of monkeys behind an infinite number of keyboards.

Today I found out my mom opened an email from Microsoft with sobig.f attachment.

by irc.quakenet.org, #debauchery August 23, 2003

sobig

What your girlfriend calls your penis while making love to you... literally in manlanguage it means you have a very small penis. If uttered enough the woman sometimes actually believes the penis of her partner is actually large.

Awwww yeaaa baby your cock is SOBIG.

by K-Mart Shopper August 28, 2003

sobturbate

The act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.

I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.

by thedirtyjerz November 11, 2011

Sobetard

Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: I hate alcohol

Boozer: Ok Sobetard

Me: What is that

Boozer: Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: oh sorry

Boozer: now yuo see...

by truthdefintion September 8, 2021

pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.

A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"

by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012