Screen Snorting: The act of receiving a snap (only from my gorgeous queen of a woman Amilia) and finding the sender (once again my sexy ass mf Amilia) to be so god damn fine that you must take a hit of the screen, a snort of you will. So you cock ur head back and rail that line of pure gorgeousness.
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Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
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I was talking about sex related role-playing activities with my D&D group and one of my friends started reverse soda snorting
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