nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.

"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.

by scodder July 1, 2010

sludge

Like it's counterpart doom, sludge is another genre of "music" inspired by Black Sabbath. Unlike doom however, which emphasizes slower tempos and dynamic heavy riffs. Sludge emphasizes even slower tempos, repetition and progression.

The Melvins, Godflesh, Boris, Buzzov-en, Isis, Sunn 0))), and Khanate are all excellent sludge bands.

by K` February 11, 2006

spudge

To move so slow that you can be compared to a fat man trying to have sex with a jar of peanut butter.

Pull the dick out of you ass, stop spudging, and let's go to the bars.

by Mowy April 25, 2004

smidget

a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget

Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".

by the speech team October 2, 2007

Smidget

A small bit of something.

Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.

by LaLaLambchop28 October 7, 2008

Smudging

The act of using a frozen poo as a dildo.

I went smudging on saturday night.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005