Small Brain

Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.

Small Brain Human: How do apple seeds go up the tree?
Big Brain Humans:🤦🏼 ♀️

by *rebuilds dick* December 10, 2019

small one

a shot of alcohol, usually vodka, taken during work hours.

hey do you want to do a small one?

by sentimentallychallenged July 11, 2019

small daddy

A man who is poorly endowed and tries really hard in bed to compensate, but usually fails.

Jill: Every time I go to bed with my boyfriend, I have a hard time trying not to giggle!

Jane: Oh, so he's a small daddy?

by mullled March 31, 2009

Small Wonder

Bad 80's sitcom where this family has a robot maid named Vicki who looks like a ten year old year girl and talks in a really annoying monotone "robotic" voice.
See budge(Definition #2)

Small Wonder sucks worse than Mr. Belvedere.

by juniper July 24, 2005

Small Hands

Having tiny hands. Common among Cory's

"Wow Cory, you have small hands! So gentle, and soft. Looks so nice next to your five o'clock shadow""

by BOOOOOOOC March 15, 2010

small dick

penis 2 inch

Kevin Durant has a small dick!

by yourbestfriendsgirl June 16, 2018

small bus

The school bus that the "special ed" kids would ride. Most often this is used to imply that someone has below average intelligence.

I bet that when you were a kid you rode to school on the small bus instead of the big one.

by ragnar July 16, 2008