dick shift

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle

"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."

by T READY August 20, 2009

paradigm shift

A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline.

Einstein once said, "imagination is more important than knowledge." He may be partly right, as I apologize, the above definition is for paradigm, perhaps allow me to better example a paradigm shift here. It isn't as wise to not publish a visionary who foresees a better future, using imagination as well as calculation that may ideal a greater reality, despite our seeming knowledge now of the society apparently. Ideally a paradigm shift is an ascension of sorts, like when humankind civillized or evolved, to the point where they stopped believing that the gods wanted them to sacrifice virgins. In a paradigm shift we'd again eat our vegetables instead of smoke them, we'd be creditted from and use what we're made of, such as Hydrogen for fuel instead of pollution. There is a huge higher set of relativity, that can solve virtually all of our foolish worldly problems, a paradigm shift could come from real leadership. Please believe first acknowledging an extreme atomic negativity which could nuke all of us dead, ridding the Earth of all Humans and so their problems, but also imagine on extreme opposite being that of atomic positivity, where prosperity for all simply depends on leadership for their work efficiency, and in that better extreme might most of our foolish little problems be solved also though truly.

by Joven February 24, 2007

Shifting Script

In related to Desired Reality shifting- An outline of your DR. This includes your name, appearance, relationships, location, and much more. You can script anything however you want. A script is very crucial and beneficial when attempting to shift realities.

ME: hey, I was scripting about Hogwarts last night and I got a little stuck, I feel like I don't have enough.
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!

by NittyNoo November 10, 2020

Drip-shifty

the mindset/dispositions one adopts upon ingestion of the psychoactive drug LSD, assuming that he/she is a cool dude.

I got straight Drip-Shifty at that McKenzie river kid! Yadadamean?

by Dj precocious cynicism March 9, 2009

shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

kidney shift

What happens momentarily to a woman's body during heterosexual intercourse provided the man is "well equipped". During penetration the kidney shifts because of reduced space in the stomach area.

"smith I get swift wit the lyrical gift hit you wit the dick make you kidney shift...shhh
here we go here we go but I'm not domino"

Notorious B.I.G. - one more chance

by BLANKZ January 30, 2008

ABEG SHIFT

LEAVE MY SIDE,YOU ARE MAKING NOISE

SO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE WISE,ABEG SHIFT

by TESHI April 14, 2022