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Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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Shalloween

the elaborate, costume-like preprations undergone when a group of girls gets dressed and puts on outrageous levels of makeup and perfumed body mist for a party.
"I can't take a shower, it's Shalloween in our dorm bathroom right now."
by teapartyanimal September 14, 2009
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swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.
Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.
by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004
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shallowficial

A term used to describe any individual who manages to simultaneously carry on the traits of shallowness AND superficiality.

Someone whose character is marked by an absence of any quality depth while defining what little personality they possess by material or other insubstantial means.
Ace: You know that guy Brian in accounting?

Gary: You mean Brian Peppers?

Ace: No, dumbass. He's cool.

Gary: Oh -- you mean the dude who ALWAYS wears Polo shirts and talks about his Benz like he's the $hit?

Ace: Yeah - him. That's one shallowficial cat.

Gary: F that JBag. Let's go to Taco Bell and get a Grande meal.
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swallow bitch

Shithead #1: My nigguh, I'm choking!
Shithead #2: Swallow bitch!!!
by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave May 26, 2014
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Circle swallow

An egregious effort made in a large group when a guy named Jon, not John, takes a bottle of whiskey and tells everyone to take a pull off of the bottle. He watches the flow of the bottle as it goes down the hatch making sure it’s a pure circle swallow.
Jon: “hey guys, it’s time for a circle swallow.”
Geoff: “get that bottle out of my face. I’ve already circle swallowed 3 times.”
by Diesel!! September 2, 2022
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Spitzer Swallow

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate
Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?
by C.C. Black March 13, 2008
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