Salami Shit

When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.

Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!

by SlammySammySalamiShooter December 31, 2011

Salami Silencer

Cover your penis with salami and stuff it into the girls mouth, silencing her screaming, hence, the silencer.

Bruh, My girl was screaming so hard yesterday she almost woke up my dog, so I gave her the Salami Silencer to shut her up.

by Pussy-muncher-69 June 12, 2016

seamis

Abbriviation for seam penis

A bulge or wrinkle in the seam of a skirt that look similar to the bulge in a mans pants. Often caused by the misplacement of a dart or seam when sewing.

I screwed up when I drafted this pattern, now I've got a huge seamis.

by SewSAHMmy December 13, 2016

Slamityville

Slamityville: the place you take her when you are killing that pwussy in the corner of death off the henny like never before

1. Yo Bruh i was off the henny lastnight _____ (which ever chick is in the corner of death at the time at the time) tried to run put her in the corner of death tried to take her to POUND TOWN made a wrong turn and ended up in SLAMITYVILLE.

by Half a Gallon Splurge March 14, 2017

slamidextrius

When one is able to hit themselves with either hand

I can hit myself with both hands ,when I am usually only right handed ....I guess I'm slamidextrius

by toughguy320 June 23, 2017

seaminglessly

Yes that's a word!

That has been the real challenge I think, to make it all work seaminglessly.

by seaminglessly July 31, 2019

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off

Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper

by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020