Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019

Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1

Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds

by ethant35 March 16, 2019

The 30 seconds

"The 30 seconds" is a street game played by inner city residents of Pittsburgh, PA. The objective is to fight / try & knock each other out in under 30 seconds. Certain parts of Pittsburgh call it "the 10" or "the 20" which is the same rules but with less time.

Wassup wit "the 30 seconds" ike?
Silk we could get "the 20" right now.
G-bo ill run "the 10" wit you niggi.

by ShadyJuJu305 April 14, 2017

leap second

Leap second is a weird kind of second that is inserted at the end of a random day. During the leap second, the clock will read: **:59:60 (** is relative to where you are). The leap second is inserted to make sure that the clock is in sync with the Earth's rotation. The full list of leap seconds can be found by googling "leap second list".

The leap second is added, and now I can live 1 second longer!!! What will you do in the leap second?

by Kranzy January 10, 2017

Dirty Seconds

Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes

My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds

by puZslayer69 January 8, 2020

Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020