stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."

" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"

by finx July 14, 2007

stumpy vig

a real cheeky cunt

aw you stumpy vig

by the real stumpy June 16, 2017

scrumpy

This is a word commonly used among teens and twentysomethings to describe a person with potentially lose morals that are physically attractive. Scrumpy implies that the person is slutty but that the speaker would still sleep with them. A common definition of scrumpy is "Slutty but fuckable."

Bill is very scrumpy. She looks rather scrumpy I bet you could take her home.

by JJ Carter November 10, 2008

scrumpy

To partake in the art of exchanging bodily fluids.

"Hey Sharon, wanna go somewhere and have a scrumpy!?"

by Kezza January 21, 2004

senorita stumpy

A girl with short(stumpy) legs who looks or is Mexican, and is a master at giving head.

guy one: "Hey did you hang with senorita stumpy last night?"

guy two: "Yeah dude shes the master of head!"

by Laura aka senorita stumpy and grace. June 15, 2008

stumpy sienna

the sexiest mother fucker on god's green earth

well, you know what they say about stumpy sienna!

by slimylittlesucker April 28, 2021

Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

by Associate May 5, 2004