Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet

Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.

by Nipple Knockers May 18, 2025

scrape throat

When you suck to much dick you lose your voice.

Do you need a cough drop with that scrape throat?

by Two. Tongued.Lover August 02, 2017

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023

scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.

"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"

by DJTrumpster December 01, 2016

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 01, 2012

barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral

Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !

by Ghost Fish April 23, 2016

scraping my couscous

A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.

Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.

“Don’t mind me, I’m just scraping my couscous.” She said as she ran her nail over her clitoris.

by Funface October 15, 2019