Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

Skrampled Banonos

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010

scrappler

one who is skilled in both the striking and grappling arts. The term is normally used to refer to MMA or mixed martial-arts fighters who train in Muay-Thai and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu disciplines.

"UFC Lightweight Champion BJ Penn, is the best scrappler in his weight division."

by thisisnotmeok August 6, 2008

scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

scrambler

while having sex with someone you look away like at a wall or some other object and think about something other than sex such as why do we fry chicken

when i was having sex with that girl last night i was doing the scrambler thinking about all the different ways to make eggs

by josh2010 August 6, 2011

Scramble

When you crash into someone and a fat security guard tell you to go.

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car.

by Mattbhere1 July 30, 2010

scrambler

the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.

girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis

by John Assdick May 5, 2008