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drunken scrabble

A variation of the game Scrabble, but where players are drunk and instead of using real words they come up with their own word AND definition. Scoring is based upon group consensus on the creativity of the word and defintion.
We had downed many beers while playing Scrabble when we began having a hard time coming up with real words that were more than monosyllabic. We decided then to scrap the game and start a new one using our own words- drunken scrabble.

Portuguese Scramble 

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.
"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."

Pig Roast Scramble 

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.
Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!
Pig Roast Scramble by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Boston Scrambler

The act of blowing your junk on your lady's chest (with her permission of course) and then squeezing a nugget out on top and preceding to mix it up with the tip of your dangle so that it resembles scrambled eggs.
Eric gave that slut Ms. Mohan the boston scrambler at IHOP last night!
Boston Scrambler by Maximus Johnson February 15, 2007

scrabble nazi

a person who insists on using an official scrabble dictionary and refuses to allow people to check a word before playing it; usually very annoying to other scrabble players
Dude, quit being such a scrabble nazi!
scrabble nazi by DaveC October 10, 2005

scramble mode 

To be in a hurry or in a situation where you are trying to get your stuff together.
Yo I was in scramble mode this morning trying to make the job interview on time. I couldn't find my keys and made a wrong turn and got lost son.
scramble mode by Justin Stanley August 7, 2006