Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.
by The haydero May 19, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Homosexual mug.When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.
Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
by ChickyDippa August 5, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Redbull mug.People that have an complex mind function and are capable to express profound philosophy or knowledge, but also the most stupid things and jokes. At same time. You only will be able to differentiate at the moment them open their mouth and say something... Which can be an utmost reflection very useful and pertinent, or a completely stupid bullshit or even a completely stupid bullshit that can express an useful thought.
by Gordão August 30, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Imbecile mug.A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.
by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023
Get the schrodinger’s feminism mug.An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.
Guy 1: Damn! Look at shorty in the corner.
Guy 2: Go talk to her!
Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.
Guy 2: Go talk to her!
Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.
by Yinny June 19, 2013
Get the Schrödinger's Pussy mug.Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
by Rainer Blödsinn November 3, 2018
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