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Middle School Boys

Dicks who think they can win a girl by being able to hit the top of a door frame.

Guys who genuinely believe that everyone is gay.

People who think it makes them “cool” to do stupid fortnite dances.
Jerks who think it makes them “sexy” to have their pants hanging down their ass.
Middle school boys. It’s really all I have to say.
by Intfadts May 30, 2019
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learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.
by Calliope987 November 3, 2012
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High School

An idea that hasn't evolved since the industrial revolution. A brainwashing factory dedicated to implanting patriotism and loyalty to your country. Focused heavily on math and science so America can beat the Soviet Union... Oh wait, exactly.

Outdated system that once brainwashed your parents causing them to rethink their lives around 40; See midlife crisis. Destroys any imagination or creativity the student has before entering. The teachers want you to think if you fail here you're a failure of a human being and will never amount to anything. Often separated into gifted or honors classes and normal classes further enforcing isolation and feelings of insignificance. Where Pink Floyd's The Wall came from. Even the teachers aren't satisfied.

Training grounds for a meaningless life getting up, going to work, coming home and watching TV. Makes you believe that killing is right if it stops death in your country; See War. Makes you terrified of failing, which is awful because that destroys originality when no one has the courage to step outside the box.

Schools often hate art and music and put them secondary to Math and Science because spiritual satisfaction doesn't include money for the higher ups.

Someone needs to change it soon or we will never move forward as a people by embracing only the things that worked in the past.

Just an Epic Fail all around
Parents: Oh yeah everyone has to do it it's too bad you don't like it. Tough

Kids: Don't you think there's something wrong with High School if everyone hates it?

Parents: *Bullshit Lecture*
by TheOneForPeace October 20, 2011
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seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.
Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.
by WeDemBoiiis May 19, 2016
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Desert mountain high school

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.
If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.
by Ucanthankmel8r January 9, 2019
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High School High

The way one acts after smoking pot that resembles the way someone acts when they first start smoking. This includes laughing, incoherent babbling and excessive paranoia.
by K-Rod Stewart August 22, 2011
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susquenita school district

The worst damn school I have ever seen. The teachers are bitches. The students are assholes. In the rare case that a teacher actually is good and cares about their students, they are bullied by the students anyway. The hallways are trashy. The staff is way too strict, walking HIGH SCHOOLERS to and from lunch, having assigned lunch seats, and you can’t even get up without asking. The teachers control your lives, they act as if we didn’t have any other classes, so they assign hours of homework.
random dude 1: My school is so bad, teachers and students are jerks, the staff is strict, the teachers assign stacks upon stacks of homework. The hallways are so mes-
random dude 2: let me guess, you go to susquenita school district?
by Frick school October 15, 2019
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