schpank

A two headed dildo used to penetrate the vagin and the anal cavity simultaniously.

that fat bitch got double-dicked by a schpank.

by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003

scopa

A male bitch who often endulges in sexual fantasies with other men. Often talks shit about ex-girlfriends just to be a dick.

Did you hear what that scopa said? What a dick.

by **Scandalous** February 22, 2004

rhodes scholar

Person who attends Oxford and then plays for the NFL.

Myron Rolle was a beast at Oxford, now he's gonna rhodes scholar all over the other team's ass.

by johnnyBgood! February 12, 2010

scoopage

Cleavage, often of the epic variety, as displayed by a scoop or vee-neck shirt, sweater, or otherwise.

JFC, did you see the scoopage on the girl playing pool? She pulled her phone out of there a minute ago -- I think I'm in love.

by socialentropytheory April 30, 2011

Rhythm Scholar

A extremely talented emerging DJ from the Chicagoland area who specializes in remixes.

Rhythm Scholar's remix of Rock The Casbah rocks the house.

by Diddy Widdy October 9, 2009

Shopaholic

One who is addicted to shopahol

I my wallet got blitzed on black friday as a result of too much shopahol. I am a shopaholic.

by rihcie November 27, 2009

Gentleman and a scholar

a jack of all trades who makes your life easier

Ray looks at sheep all day long, but still has time to help me with fractions, which is why All-Day-Ray is a gentleman and a scholar. In fact, he is 60% gentleman and 40% scholar.

by Jonz Dawwwg November 29, 2011