schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011

Schmanging

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

by jfjfj December 12, 2012

schlong

A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.

I don't wanna hear about your schlong.

by Andrew Schwartz June 9, 2005

Schlongg

1. A very abnorlmaly large Penis ( not abnormal narrow)

2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.

3.Johns Penis

1. Johns Penis is such a schlongg that you can see it through his cargo pants.

2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.

3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.

by Hughes482 December 9, 2008

schlong sundae

A good sized penis dipped in ice cream with fudge (the kind you eat), whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Dude, I'm craving a schlong sundae.
Yeah...me too.

by Ashley McSchlong January 1, 2006

schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

by black jesus May 1, 2003