schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

schmaghag

a fat advisor who teaches the freshmen student sucess class; she generally likes to put her nose into other people's business and makes obnoxious comments towards her students when she doesn't even know their names.

That schmaghag likes sodomize her students with a broom.

by A.P.R.I.L. S.U.E. December 10, 2006

schmach

The male excretion, commonly called sperm, semen, jizz, cum, etc.

I like cheerleaders covered in schmach.

by Neezer December 24, 2008

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

schmadiculous

Like ridiculous but EIGHT TIMES WORSE

Yasmin is schmadiculous.

by Iamarealpersonsubmittingthis July 4, 2008

schmaggagial

Someone who eats baby animals, fish, or humans alive and raw

Dude, that crazy monster is a Schmaggagial!

by Zay Fiasco April 13, 2009

schmagmite

a female who is nasty, dirty, whore, ugly, etc.

prostitute, chicken head, schmagmite

by chauncey wellington February 18, 2009