slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 2, 2021

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Slapping caps

To be full of malarkey

You’re slapping caps man, no way you slept with her

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Tube-Slapping

Using social media sights, i.e. facebook, to post annoying, crappy or sometimes funny music videos (mostly ‘80s) from youtube to friends which you are “Slapping”.

“That Debbie Gibson video made for good Tube-Slapping.”

by rookoor March 25, 2011

Rasta Slapping

Rasta Slapping is a game in which stoners play, this is a totally random game made up by a group of stoners where the aim of the game is to simply slap another stoner directly on the forehead starting off a whole Rasta Slapping shenanigan between a group of stoners.

So who's going to start off the Rasta Slapping tonight then I wonder?

by RastaRyRy August 8, 2014

happy slapping

The action of slapping your hand rapidly against your hand against rhe inside of your legs for pleasure or the anoyance of your friends

"He was happy slapping so loud and hard that it woke your mom."

by frissue April 27, 2015