Schlanker

A girl that's not a ten

I got with the is girl, she was a schlanker ...
She's hot, but her friends a schlank.

by Hugodaboss August 21, 2017

schlanked

Utterly fucked up beyond all recognition by elicit substances such as killa kush, xanys, or alcohol.

My boy has been schlanked all week, he can’t even remember his name.

by XxskeetskeetmotherfuckerxX October 27, 2017

schmanke

An expression of gratitude when you feel abashed or any other emotion. A yiddish thank you.

Teacher: "Here's your stat test."
Students: "Schmanke!"

Teacher: "Schmanke."

by Bloopbloopblopyiddishchristian February 15, 2018

scharkinger

The most awesome people you can meet are named Scharkinger. It is German, which means that Scharkinger’s are destined to lead the third reich when hitler returns one day. So if you want to be in line for joining the third reich, and if you are not some filthy Jew. Then change your last name and the last name of your children to Scharkinger, and feel hitlers reich hand raise in glory for his fellow Scharkinger’s

Guy1: nice mustache
Guy2: thanks and nice swastika
Guy1: yes it is from my great grandfarther Günter Scharkinger
Guy2: are you a Scharkinger?
Guy1: indeed and you?
Guy2: Scharkinger once, always a scharkinger brother
Both: Heil five
Both: alright let’s gas some Jews, with some Zyklon b gas.

by Scharkinger April 29, 2018

schenkeled

To gain a never ending deeply ingrained memory after having to Google an incidental minor character in an old b comedy movie.

I got schenkeled after I googled who played chief O'Hara on batman

by Brian T. O'Hara May 10, 2018

Scanket

Noun - A scarf that is too large to be called a scarf and just a little too small to be called a blanket. A cross between a scarf and a blanket.

Peter wore his scanket with pride - even though the sheer size of the scanket was enough to practically suffocate him.

by Stella_Blue December 3, 2018

Schapker

A Schapker is an amazing individual. Migrating from Germany in the mid 1900’s to the Midwest, the Schapker’s do whatever the fuck they want. They enjoy good beer, pizza, and horse races.

He gamble’s like a Schapker

by Pizzalova December 16, 2018