Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device

The best best warhammer series of all time. Unit the GamesWorkshop attack

Have you seen If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device. Thanks GamesWorkshops indirectly ended it...

by NoIDont'tIWill January 30, 2023

stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Hey ( insert name here ), I have two words for you: Marry Me!

I luv u, ( insert name here )!

by Berry April 13, 2005

screech

An advanced blumpkin in which the male counterpart upper-decks the toilet while the female counterpart simultaneously slaters the toilet while fellating the male.

"Did you hear Zach screeched the toilet at MA's last night?"
"Jesus Christ! Who smoked his chub?"
"Kelly Kapowski."
"Shit, that's a hot bitch!"

by Mister Belding September 14, 2009

freedom of speech

Something that disappeared as soon as people started making useless lawsuits and made huge gripes about nothing. Most likely disappeared around when George W became first elected.

The whole "under god" pledge of allegence thing probably killed the freedom of speech.

by GSGoldSoft March 8, 2004

UwU Speech

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

Screechy

1. Someone who is turnt the fuck up and trying to tell a story/talk about something in a socially unacceptable context
2. High-pitched music with a sick beat

That dude was so SCREECHY...

Goddamn this song is SCREECHY!

by Screechy Witch January 13, 2017