Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

Santa Belly

The weight gained during holiday feasts and also consuming mass ammounts of alcohol-based eggnog

"Man, I ate and drank so much this holiday season, I think I got a santa belly"

by Matt Fain December 22, 2008

Santanaology

The study and knowledge of everything Carlos Santana.

If you love and know everything that has to do with Carlos Santana, then you are a santanologist and are a part of the Santanaology movement. Viva Santana!

by HoustonDelgado September 29, 2010

santamental

to hate Christmas so much that the thought of Santa makes you mental

its Halloween i walk in to the store to buy a Halloween outfit and all i hear is Christmas they call 911 cause i went santamental!!!!!

by ridearhehonda January 16, 2011

Santa Sleighs

An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.

When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.

When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.

A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.

A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.

Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!

The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.

I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.

by @BananaHamBone January 24, 2011

Santa's Secret Penguin Spy

He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!

Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace

by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012

santa fanta

Santa who likes Fanta or Fantastic Santa

"1: Have you seen Santa Fanta?
2: what you mean?
1: Its a santa who likes fanta...
2: You mean the soda?
1: yeah"

by dev4psn January 8, 2014