Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses

I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’

Santa by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

santa... 

The hellish fatinsane demoniod minion of lucifer who terrorizes the world once a year by bringing unspeakable atrocities to our houses!

He will deliver a plague onto your homes and make you suffer the wrath of a thousand guilty souls!

santa... by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004

Santa Beers 

Shotgun beers on christmas eve or day.

Let's go down to the basement and have some santa beers.

Santa Beers by scott and bone December 28, 2011

Santa Muerte 

Also known in english as "Saint Death" or "Holy Death", Widely venerated in mexico for her miracles. She was NOT created by narcotraffickers nor by illegal merchants. Her origins are unknown. All types of people venerate her, not just criminals. She has been petitioned for many things; for a lost lover to come back, to kicking out all debt, and even asked for protection against any type of danger; whether spiritual or physical. Its true she even petitioned by evil doers, but so are other saints.

"La Santa Muerte is your own death. Anyone who fears her, fears their own death.

Santa Muerte by angeluz July 10, 2014

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Santa Ono

The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.

I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.

Santa Ono by Proud Bearcat April 29, 2013

santa paula sandwich

a sandwich consisting of a bagel, cream cheese, and baked hot cheetoes

I'm gonna have a santa paula sandwich for breakfast.

santa paula sandwich by lambgirl805 February 22, 2017