pulled a sage

When someone says they'll call you back but never does

"Sage is PULLING A SAGE again. Smh." "Wow they just pulled a Sage."

by kayoriko November 18, 2021

Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.

Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!

by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018

Sage moment

A retarded statement

Having little value

Can result in loss of brain cells

Wow that was a sage moment

by Julie sumner June 20, 2021

Dank Sage

One who is of great reputation among friends for smoking massive quantities and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. Typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. They tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. If they want to get fucked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. The dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. At a party they are the friend that is just as fucked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.

NS: Dude will you be my Dank Sage for tonight?
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.

by Pentar the Sage October 10, 2017

Sage frost

Short people are closer to hell that's why they are so rude . Sage frost has a creepy fettish for people 3 times taller than him. He's a real keeper, ladies.

Wow that little midget is such a sage frost

by Pleasantgtovetruthteller December 28, 2017

sage francis

Underground hip hop artist who has recently signed to punk label epitaph. Previous works include the Non-Prophets album Hope, solo album Personal Journals, the Still Sick... series, and on February 8, 2005 his new album A Healthy Distrust is released. Intelligent and witty. Also known for spoken word performances, poetry slam competitions, and battling. Very dope! Check out makeshift patriot, crack pipes, the time of my life, inherited scars... just check out all of it :)

"But if it hurts me, more than it hurts you... then i wont hurt you, i got more sense than virtue"

by ambiguousdreams45 January 17, 2005

' sage '#9999

a fat fuck who does nothing but steal art, post unfunny discord memes and eat like a fucking hippo. This discord user can also ruin every joke it touches like a god damn cancerous little diabetic bitch. if you ever plan on talking to this "person" make sure to hand them a bottle of febreeze and dose yourself with an unhealthy amount of Benadryls to forget the fat shit even exists

- "oh this is my friend ' sage '#9999"
- "' sage '#9999 should go kill herself"

by Likretivot October 30, 2022