cooter smacker

I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER

Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker

by Bobert099 October 19, 2020

Tit-Smacker

Someone who smacks titties.

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!

by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.

Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."

Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

foot sacked

When your sexual partner gently steps on your ball sack, he begins to step harder and harder giving you an awsome sensation. You will be lined up in a t-formation, with eyes closed. You can also try this with your face.

Bare footed, foot sacking is the best way to be foot sacked.

by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.

He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.

by jjbia May 11, 2010