BTU-saving entry/exit

Refers to a K1-saving action that you take during colder weather, and consists of rapidly opening the front door of a home/business only as far as you need to in order to quickly slither through, and hastily slapping the door shut again to minimize heat-escape.

Small barber-shop owner: Most of my customers don't seem to realize that it really costs me a pretty penny to heat my place of business... they leisurely take their sweet old time to amble in and out, and just let the door gradually close on its own. A few thoughtful/aware folks, though, do diligently employ the "BTU-saving entry/exit" procedure when passing through my door, and I really appreciate that.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Forced Savings

(1) The process of paying off a mortgage is "forced savings." As one's home appreciates in value while simultaneously the balance owed is paid down over the years, the process accumulates wealth for the homeowner whether or not they intend to do it. The bank doesn't really give you many options to stop paying either.
(2) The practice of advancing clocks in warmer months against the will of the people.

A mortgage is truly a forced savings account that has helped many people build wealth over time.

by petedrover July 25, 2020

Daylight Savings

Someone who was never invited and then ends up overstaying their welcome.

No one invited him to the party, everyone went home 2 hours ago and he is still here. He is such a daylight savings.

by Stoffels Kruger August 19, 2021

Tan line Shaving

When a girl shaves just the top of her pubic hair so it doesn't show above her bikini bottom.

Girl 1: "Come on Skyrim! They're already at the beach!"

Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"

Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"

Girl 2: "Great idea!"

by NotaStoner420 April 29, 2015

slaving

The act of listening to dubstep or drum and bass whilst asleep and raving along to it. May result in injury.

Man : Dude my neck hurts so much.
Woman : Why man?
Man: I was up all night slaving because of your stupid music.
Woman : Oh, sorry.

by Bakerboy October 18, 2012

shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.

Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010

Shaving the Zebra

Sex act, BDSM related.

Dominant partner sufficiently restrains submissive partner, and proceeds to open their anus/vagina with a speculum. Tiny cuts are made all ove rthe inside with a razor blade, then the dominant partner ejaculates into the wounds.

So...you wanna come back to my place and shave the zebra?

Oh, no thanks, I'll stand...I've been shaving the zebra.

by Tits McGeek May 28, 2008