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A ruben is a cool guy at first until he gets bored of you and starts to belittle a person. Rubens are mostly bald Mexican. A ruben is a liar, thief, cheater, psychopath, stalker, brags about nothing. Envious of others and bisexual. He always talks about anal with other males, then says he's just joking.
Why are you stalking me? Don't be such a ruben.
by Ruben Reyna September 29, 2019
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Ruben means Fortnite. Fortnite=Virgin
Omg hes gonna be Ruben hes whole life
by Nicklasispervet July 22, 2018
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Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?

(not a good example)
by Jessa West December 28, 2005
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see skank A $2.00 whore that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.
ruben=jeremy's bitch
by bob vila May 30, 2003
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Hispanic man that is very jealous and will betray you if he feels your completion , May even push you down a well and sell you to slAvery just so he can have all the attention from women .
Ruben never hangs out with African Americans because there dicks are huge and rubens is small .
by Hollow tip lipstick May 11, 2018
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This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.
Man i was with a Ruben last night , he took all of us at one time.
by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012
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noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))

1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.

2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.

3. Acting like a tool.
note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.

1. Trent often acts like a ruben.

2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.

3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.
by Jacob & Red December 25, 2008
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