Rectumfied

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

Recuperation Day

(noun) The day after a sickness you contracted has finally subsided, but you are not sure if you should go back to work/school. In essence, a free day where you could go but you "don't think your up to it".

He told me he was feeling better. I guess he's just taking a recuperation day.

What a dickweed: his recuperation day has turned into a recuperation week. I'm stuck with all his work now. Lazy ass bastard.

by RvsB Sarge December 13, 2008

Rectum Rolled

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to a picture of a weightlifter's prolapsed bowel hanging from his rectum.

Ken't colleagues and friends grew weary of his countless efforts at forcing them to view the weightlifter's insides, yet Gilbert was successfully rectum rolled on several occasions.

by Kentisugly May 7, 2010

restupidum

adj; a conjunction of the words retarded, stupid, and dumb. A person who lacks all forms of logic and common sense

adj; an individual who is incapable of thinking and lacks a conscious mind

I've never met such a restupidum person.

by Reliccseint September 10, 2010

recouperbate

Masturbating when you feel like shit to make yourself feel better. This can be done when sick or sore, but is most effective when done to help with a hangover.

No problem man just go recouperbate and you'll get an A for sure.

by Will Hunting September 10, 2010

Rectum Ruiner

Similar to a Shit Stabber however these kind of homo's ruin the rectum region.

Alan: Was that alright for you?

Eric: Orrr nooo your such a rectum ruiner... i'll be shitting for days!!

by Eric The Bandit January 3, 2012

rectopewembedophobia

The non-irrational fear of having a church pew embedded in one's rectum.

Ever since she bruised her tailbone by accidentally sitting down hard on the edge of a church pew, her rectopewembedophobia was difficult to overcome.

by justduckyreally December 22, 2013