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Redtard

Similar to a Trumptard, which is a portmanteau of Trump and Retard, but in this instance it refers to morons who downvote comments (ie Red hand) on online forums etc not because they disapprove of the comment but because they disapprove of the Poster. This is usually because the poster has shown them up to be a Retard in previous exchanges, and they are too stupid to argue their case. Hence Red + Retard = Redtard. Incidentally the majority of Trumptards are also Redtards and vice versa.
The Redtards are out in force tonight infecting this thread with their stupidity.
by Vi Cious October 13, 2021
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Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 8, 2023
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Todd Rector

Todd Rector is the act of dissing a school lunch lady when being asked how your day is going.
Lunch Lady: "How are you doing today Todd?"
Todd Rector: "Better than you deserve"
by SwaggyMemer69696969 January 8, 2019
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remtard

A remedial retard - therefore twice as bad as either.
e.g: "Capper you Remtard! Shut yo' face!"
by A.D.C June 11, 2006
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Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 19, 2008
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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Rectangle Fat

Where a person looks skinny from the front and back, but not from the sides.
Person 1: Man Jane is rectangle fat.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I didn't see her from her side.
by Addicted to Emotes July 26, 2009
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