putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers

putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war

by RedDef March 4, 2022

Putin

A man that likes to invade ukraine and only ukraine.

Random person: did you see Ukraine's new plane?

Putin: it will be mine soon

by Washy_washy April 23, 2022

Putin

A man who uncontrollably defecate'z himself, at the moment of sexual climax...

His Putin self found nowhere in traditional society he was welcomed. So he tried to make an entire country as equally shit, will Russians agree?

by NOu$e April 1, 2022

Pulling a Putin

the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.

He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.

by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022

Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks

Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.

by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Putin

Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea

Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.

by Iam Noone July 24, 2022