(v.) A state where the rim of the rectum contracts and causes imbalance and partial blindness. This is often followed by the massive power-trips and the collision of body to ground. Recent studies done by scientist Nathan baily have shown this disorder is 1000% more likely in power-tripping, middle aged, bald, stealers fans.
Herold Gifferd, AKA "Giffy Gou" states, "I was just cutting wood on top of a hill and all the sudden i heard someone shout for me and i ran down to introduce myself. Was running down the hill and i started the phrase"MY NAME IS HEEERRROOLLLL......" and then and their it happend i puckerd.... i felt my rectum tighten and a flash of pain shot up my blader. It felt as if my recutum tightend on a thousand pieces of glass. I went down like a sack of fat shit (o wait i am one). It took months to recover but with proper medication and diligece i will overcome my disorder
by Cowboy13 September 12, 2012
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this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
i'm not coming to the police station when you get picked up!
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015
Get the puckering asshole mug.Getting absolutely dumpy see dumpy on only a miniaml amount of alcohol, usually only one to two beers. The snackpack at the party will be open game to jest and will be an open receptacle of deuces.
Julie took a shot of wine spritzer and got totally snack packed.
Price smelled alcohol and passed out. Price is a snack pack.
Kelly got snackpacked and Hamtpon and David took advantage of her being a deuce receptacle and took a double deuce in her single mouth.
Price smelled alcohol and passed out. Price is a snack pack.
Kelly got snackpacked and Hamtpon and David took advantage of her being a deuce receptacle and took a double deuce in her single mouth.
by David and Hampton May 2, 2006
Get the Snack Packed mug.When someone bends over and you see there anus is pink and puckered. Almost like it is going to blow you a kiss.
by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006
Get the pink pucker mug.Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.
I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!
by MayorPogo May 13, 2010
Get the Orifice Puckering Compound mug.1) I was playin' soccer the other day, and Harry kicked the ball and packed me in the face with it!
2) I got pissed and packed the dodgeball in his direction.
2) I got pissed and packed the dodgeball in his direction.
by NarooN December 10, 2009
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