portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

by wiley collins December 28, 2007

Porta Poetry

Any of the great Lyrics/sayings found on the walls of portable shit houses around the globe (see shit house)

A: "the porta poetry had ur number listed for a good time"

B: $20 a hour baby

by sinfullyouth May 12, 2006

Portagutter

How South Australians generally pronounce the name of the city of Port Augusta. It apparently started with Aboriginal people not being able to pronounce the name correctly.

"Hey brudda, you from Portagutter or Adelaide?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

portage placing

A verb for an action that nobody even understands.

Random Person : Hey kaitlyn, what you upto?

Kaitlyn: I'm portage placing. ACTIVELY. perplexity ensues the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ksab February 17, 2009

Portable Party

A Large Cooler with Wheels,ice and Alcholic Beverages to be consumed on the go at various parties.

I drank way to much beer last night out of my portable party cooler.

by Addizle Hambizzle August 11, 2009

Anime Protagonist

Someone who cannot take a hint and is generally a bit slow

Girl: *Leans in for a kiss*
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "Stupid anime protagonist!"

by TheFreddo August 16, 2017

Portagee police dog

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.

I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005