izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

Zoombomb-proof

Describes a virtual meeting or online event that is protected from zoom-bombing or other forms of intrusion.

We need to make sure our virtual conference is zoombomb-proof, we can't afford any disruptions.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

No cave painting no proof

Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.

Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.

by Initial Definition May 27, 2015

Burden of Proof

In layman terms: If a person claims something is a fact, it is their buobligation to prove it. It's not the obligation of others to disprove it. This is often brought up in arguments between religious people and atheist.

Religious person: "I know for a fact that there is a God!"

Me: "Can you prove it?"

Religious person: " Well, you can't disprove it!"

Me: "That's not how it works. I'm not obligated to disprove god. You're obligated to prove the existence of God. You're the one who made the claim. If I told you that bigfoot is real, I would have to prove it to you. You wouldn't have to disprove it to me."

Atheist: "I know for a fact that there is no god!"

Me: "Can you prove it?"

Atheist "I don't have to prove a neg..."

Me "Wrong! If you claim that it is a fact that there is no god, you make it a positive. You DO now have burden of proof."

by TN agnostic December 26, 2021

A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept

A one off proof of concept to test a theory or gather data that organically evolves into a nightmare of poor structure, unmaintainable code, and general technical debt. The evolution into this nightmare form is typically driven by business will to 'Get it into prod' , ever changing customer requirements, and assumption that we're completely invalid from the start of the project.

Manager: Hey the VP of Sales wants that PoC to go into production. How

Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?

by hel112570 August 30, 2023

Bullet-proof

Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.

Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.

by w.yokum March 20, 2005

proof that there is no god

See: 16 year old girls

Pop culture trends are enough proof that there is no God.

by Optikal Fade September 7, 2008