Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.
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by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the utter procrastination mug.The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 9, 2011
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1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
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1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
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Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
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