private investigator

A personal friend.

That private investigator will know.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

private school

private school is not a place for rich white snobs, although some private schools are filled with those, most of them are not. Actually, I go to a private high school and there are 300 kids in my class. about 75 are hispanic, 150 are white, 25 are asian and the rest are mixed. its not for preppy snobs either, i live in a one story house, not in the suburbs with a normal family and parents who work full time and many days aren't home for dinner because they are working their asses off to pay for my tuition. none of my friends at school have a mansion, okay maybe a couple have two story houses but most of them are average to small size one story houses. no, my parents dont hand me money, i have to work my ass off to get money, by mowing the lawn and shit. okay and for all of you saying private school kids dont go through the same experiences are misinformed. there are alot of disfunctional families at private schools and i know quite a few drug addicts (meth, coke, heroin, you name it). theres really not much difference between private and public except that the private school people pay for their education.

oh and alot of people smoke weed :)
were not completely sheltered from the outside world , ok?
(oh and btw i have a lot of public school friends and they are the same as my private school friends, theres really no difference)

public school kid: haha stupid spoiled brat, you go to private school!
private school kid: *lights up a joint* whatev, think what you want, but your just being a narrow-minded cunt.
public school kid: oh.

by mr. pharmy August 25, 2008

private relationship

its when you in a romantic love relationship or you lead to believe is a romantic love relationship that you don't let anyone know you are in one, and you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend not to tell anyone. because one of these many reasons may be more. people is having sex with underage person and they are an adult and too old and would go to prison for it. or their family members dating...but if its like father daughter, or mother and son ,it can be the first too double trouble. or one person in the relationship might not want to tell because they have multiple boyfriends or girlfriends of the opposite sex. and they don't want to get caught cheating and lose them all. or any of them.

i dont tell no one about my relationships, they are private. private relationship.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Private Part Pleaser

Slang for a girl who you don't care about who pleases your privates; a hoe; a friend with benefits

Ah bro she's such a private part pleaser, but I don't really like her

by d1rtydeeds April 6, 2016

Privatize

pri·va·tize   prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)

To take and make your own.
Examples:

"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"

To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"

by mitchdpg October 15, 2012

Private School

This is based off of my own experience because I go to one myself. It is NOT all snobs, all of the year below me (except 1)got in via scholarship. We are not stuck up brats. Often when people ask me what school I go to I tell them because they have told me so why not bit the usual reply is "oh you go to a rich/posh sch- I mean a private school". It's understandable that people will thing we are stuck up but we are also human, we also have many problems. 2 of my best friends parents are divorced and one of my best friends dad is on his 3rd wife (I think).

And although some of us have a decent amount of money we still have to work hard in order to be able to get a job in the future. Our parents work hard as well they don't just sit about all day, both my parents (for about 2 years) had a full time job and a part time job.

We are not very different from people in public schools

My best friend got laughed at by her old school friends when she said she was moving to my school.

I don't mean to have a go at people

I just want to say

We are all human
We are the same

Person 1: "Oh you go to a rich/posh sch- I mean a private school"
Person 2: "SHHHHHHH they'll hear you!!!"

by ☻☻☻ January 7, 2020

Private school grinding

when white private school kids grind on each other, yet they are 2 feet apart and not having any physical contact

"omg i just grinded on that guy"

"no you didn't, you barely touched him!"

"thats private school grinding!"

by idontknow64 February 23, 2010