Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020

cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch

Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.

by Dts_Man January 19, 2011

The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

PriestMLH

PriestMLH:the best guitar hero player in the history of guitar hero.

PriestMLH: 100% on every song except for Through the Fire and Flames and One.

by Nicholas Bohman June 15, 2008

Catholik Priezt

A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner

Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008

priestdick

A dick so rarely used it may as well be shrivelled in the sun like a sultana, or cut off and subsequently eaten by a nun mistaking it for a hotdog. With sauce or mustard

Benji never pulls a root. I'm surprised his choad hasn't fallen off like a priestdick. For all we know it has fallen off.

by youcangoandsuckmycock September 16, 2009

tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011