A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).
I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!
by Kap21 October 2, 2018

A reep potty is a situation in which a southern Emily is trying to find common ground with a northern stud muffin and Google searches the term reep potty. It’s sort of like a self fulfilling prophecy.
by Reep What You Sew Potty Mouth November 26, 2021

by user917172972 October 28, 2021

by Tarabullelk March 14, 2023

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024
