Potty Balls

When deez balls bounce off the potty water

“Damn bitch I just got a bad case of potty balls”

by Shitballsdeezshit June 1, 2021

Porta potty pumper

A person that runs someone over with their car while someone else is in a Porta Potty.

Yo, did you hear about that Porta potty pumper that killed David? Tragic I know.

by DaddiePortaPotty October 21, 2023

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 2, 2018

Pottie

It is a teacher that can be nice,but can be a real doos,and the day she is a doos,it is very bad.

Fuck that teacher she is a rel Pottie today

by Chupapo Chupapi Munanyo June 1, 2021

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

potty pic

Pics of urself when ur on the pisser or standing in the bathroom taking mirror shots

I almost sent u a potty pic but I don’t think where on that level of friendship yet

by Ziggy{they/them} June 29, 2023

Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.

“The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

“Damn it.”

by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022