Crappy Poetry

Crappy Poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. The art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that Crappy Poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.

The leading authority on Crappy Poetry is The Crappy Poets Society. The majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less crappy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.

Crappy Poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.

Joe: Here is my submission to the crappy poetry contest:

'That’s What She Said' by Joe W.
I want to ride,
But it’s so long.
My needs can’t wait.
I hate it in the back.
It hurts so bad; I want to scream!
It drives me wild.
I’m going to suck it up.
I don’t know how much longer I can last though…
I’m going to burst!
I’m so excited, but I know the ride won’t last long.
Ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
How many people have ridden it before?
These are the thoughts I think as I wait in line.

Audience Member: wow, joe, that was some crappy poetry.

by The Crappy Poets Society April 25, 2011

POKEthrough

(aka "the dreaded POKEthrough")
The unpleasant experience of your finger poking through the toilet paper whilst wiping residual fecal matter from your anus.

Causes are, but not limited to, the following;
1.Inferior toilet paper
2.Excessive/enthusiastic wiping with, or w/o
inferior toilet paper
3.Not "doubling-up" the paper prior to
wiping
4.Having a longer "middle finger" or using
it for the "dig"
5.Softer than expected feces, resistance
isn't there
6."Wetter" than expected feces, absorbed by
toilet paper~regardless of quality.
Dampened toilet paper is compromised
toilet paper~it's that simple.
7.Spicy food/itch. Causes 5&6 AND the anal
itch caused by spicy food can result in
more than one poke-through per sit-down.

POKEthrough Dude, who bought this shitty tp~I can SEE through the stuff! Oh well, here goes...Ahhhh FUCK~another nasty POKEthrough! Shit, it's under my fingernail and everything!?!?!

by Curry Boy October 24, 2008

shithouse poet

This is the dude who writes funny shit themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. He mainly works at IUPUI in Cav Hall 2nd floor, but I'm sure there are more poets in the world!

"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.

by Mike Oxlong...seriously November 18, 2004

poetry

1. An archaic form of literature, now dying off. Doggerel.

As practiced in modern times, poetry is a discredited means of (supposedly) communicating aesthetic thoughts or feelings in verbal form. Thousands, perhaps millions of person-hours, disc/server space, and trees are wasted to develop and store this tripe.

"Award winning" poetry is usually the worst kind, representing the vilest outcome of combining incestuous art-cronyism with self-indulgent self-promotion.

2. A complete waste of time.

1. Bob is nearly finished with his english degree, but he still needs a credit in poetry of the twentieth century.

2.
Small trees that shine
out of watery depths
With broken limbs, like
Becky are
Not why I write.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Pareto Optimal

When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

See Wingman or Wingmanning

Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.

by Ryanatcollege May 16, 2005

poetry

Poetry is basically "playing" with language. There are many ways to use poetry. Speak your emotions, teach something, etc.

"I'm cleaning out my closet" - Eminem

by Jay-Vee October 23, 2003

poetry

A form of literature. There is no sharp distinction between poetry and prose, but poetry is generally thought of as placing more emphasis on sound and rhythm. It is also generally more acceptable to defy conventional rules of grammar in poetry than in prose.

Poems can be written in many standard forms such as iambic pentameter or haiku. Poems can also be written without adhering to any standard form. This is called free verse.

Good hip-hop is some of the livest poetry around today.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003