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Poonaholic

Colloquial term for someone who is obsessed with the vagina. Frequently, but not in every case, this individual is a male, and is most often in the age ranging from pubescent through the "horny old man" stage in life.

However, this term may also be used to describe a female who engages in frequent lesbian sexual encounters.
Honey, I'm sorry that I had cheated on you. I can't help it.... I'm a poonaholic, and can't control myself.
by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010
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Poonar

A social mis-fit.
Don't be such a Poonar!
by spacebardontwork November 24, 2010
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poonarmi

When a baby or young child does a massive shit! Where it's a full on blow out, up the back down the legs and through the clothes! .
The baby had a massive poonarmi earlier.
by Brokenxbitchx July 4, 2017
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tsunami poonani

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
by steg0saur January 14, 2021
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poonami

A combination of the terms "poon" and "tsunami" referring to a tidal wave of girls, especially referring to ex-girlfriends attempting to have sex with you again. Specifically, this terms refers to an abnormally large number of girls trying to get with you in a short period of time.
Look dude, I can't meet you for drinks later. I am swept up in a poonami and I can't let it go to waste.
by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011
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poonaner

a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit, or just won't stop bragging about shit.
blowthetoad is a poonaner; a poop covered banana.
Stick a banana up your ass and shit it out.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Poonanny

When you take a poo, then wipe the wrong way (back to front) and see a vision of your grandmother in your poop on your vagina.
"Dang gurrl, the oda day, I swear I saw ma granny in ma fanny, it was a propa Poonanny!"
by CharxD August 23, 2008
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