Poon chen is an infectious disease that causes the intense rotting of the genetalia and can only be treaeted with poon-chen cream except in severe cases. Such cases may only be handled by an expert such as Dr. M. Riding.
"Hey dude, can you help me out, i'm out of cream and my poon-chen is acting up again" - poor sod with poon-chen
by Dr. M. Riding December 1, 2010
Get the Poon-Chenmug. by dmudra21 March 11, 2010
Get the poon slayermug. Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!
Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!
Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!
Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Superfly58 December 9, 2008
Get the Alien Poonmug. "Bro, my brother slept with this one girl the other week and it turned out she was like a crack head and stalks him now"
"Man that is some serious looney poon!"
"Man that is some serious looney poon!"
by BrEagle August 2, 2009
Get the Looney Poonmug. A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008
Get the Poon Dodgermug. the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.
While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.
He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"
He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"
by Flama blanca November 24, 2010
Get the poon rocksmug. A female that ,no matter how much you try to get rid of her, you end up sleeping with her again and again.
Jim:I banged my ex-girlfriend again last night.
Mike: Man, that's like the 10th time you've retapped that, that girl is a poon-a-rang.
Mike: Man, that's like the 10th time you've retapped that, that girl is a poon-a-rang.
by theedingo November 9, 2010
Get the Poon-a-rangmug.