physics

A form of science for nerds, although a different kind of nerd then those that enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. Considered the peak of science by those who engage in it, considered total trash by those who don't. Physics majors and engineers are permanently at war over units.

Who's that nerdy mormon reading that book?
Oh, thats the local physics teacher.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Physics

Applied Math.

The student's physics notes were filled with as many equations as his roommate's calculus notes.

The physics major knew that physics involved a lot of math, so he reasoned that if he were to excel at physics, he'd better be freakin' awesome at math.

by c.eliz March 23, 2010

physical feature

Physical features are the features that you see.

Her physical features are that she is wearing white pants and a black shirt

by Dance4life 200 December 14, 2015

talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

Physical Education

It's mandatory in Illinois schools, unless you..

1. have some medical issue;
2. are taking something like Health or Driver's Ed;
3. are on a sports team (e.g. high school wrestling, etc.); and/or
4. observe a religion that won't let you participate for some reason (Christian Scientists b/c of the "body is just a shell", Muslim girls b/c of the PE outfits)

Illinois, even though it's the only state that mandates Physical Education, allows students to opt out via medical disability, Health or Driver's Ed elective, and/or religious reasons.

1. "Here's a note from the school nurse."
1-a. "I can't go swimming. I'm on my period, and I can't wear a tampon."
2. "Sorry, I'm taking Driver's Ed. Us Illinoisans can't drive so well unless we sit in a classroom."
3. "Why would I want to repeat wrestling practice?"
4-a. "The clerics say that this T-shirt and gym shorts are too revealing for a girl of the Muslim faith."
4-b. "The only exercise I know is ex-or-cise."

by Obscure Anomaly August 26, 2006

Physics lesson

When you and your girl shag under a blanket without kicking your best mate out of the room.

"Hey, what's the problem mate?"

"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"

"Ooh..."

by literamaniac February 20, 2009

physicist

A person paid to think about imaginary things that can be proven by other imaginary things.

Physicist: I'm going to bed. I've been trying to prove that string theory is a valid contender for the Theory of Everything, but the quantum mechanics are tangling everything up.

by anonymous3625 January 21, 2011