I'll pencil you in

A nice way to say "fuck off...im not interested"

Girl: Want to go out friday night? I'll bring pictures of my horse!
Guy: ...Um....I'll Pencil You In.

by BlackCotton May 20, 2004

Pencil

Street name for LSD.

Dude, pass the pencil.

by JT Dollar Sign August 31, 2003

Pencil Dick

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN

ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.

by SDS006 January 4, 2011

I'll pencil you in

To schedule someone for a meeting.
To enter an appointment into an appointment book with pencil.

I'll pencil you in for a meeting.

by Pencil DIck May 20, 2004

Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008

pencil

1) a graphite shaft encased in wood, usually with some type of rubber eraser fashioned to the end

2) licnep spelled backwards

1)
Steve: Dang! I broke my graphite shaft encased in wood!
Steve's Friend: You mean your pencil?
2)
Pencil!

by teddy l. June 3, 2007

oh my freakin coloured pencils

something to say when you go to a private seventh day adventist school and you can't say "oh my god"

allie couldn't believe it so she said "oh my freakin coloured pencils!" (cause she saw some lying on the desk)...(true story, by the way...)

by Allie <3 September 7, 2008