Peedonker

A penis

My Peedonker hurts when I piss

by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018

Peedonker

A penis

My peedonker burns when I piss.

by The Tiller Gang July 20, 2018

peedeeatrician

A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.

A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

peedeeattrition

The reduction in the number of cops employed in a given area, whether due to budget-cuts, retirements, corruption-scandals resulting in officer-firings/transfers, etc.

Due to rampant peedeeattrition these days, many areas of the world are woefully under-policed.

by QuacksO February 15, 2019

Peedback loop

When you're out drinking, get home and want to rehydrate and crash, but you end up peeing and getting more water and repeating the last two steps.

"You look sleepy, man."
"Yeah, I went out late and tried to sleep ASAP but I got stuck in a peedback loop."

by Formalhaute April 12, 2019

Peed

a word not usually used a lot

bob peed his pants after his mom told him a joke

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019

Peedlewhacker

A small penis that is owned by a cocky guy who thinks his penis is huge..

*in the locker room*

“Damn Ryan you got a peedlewhacker”
“Shut up”

“Just sayin”

by Who-bob-what-penis May 30, 2019