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That weird but hilarious girl who has funny features. While she has some flaws and a little bit of trauma despite that she gives her all into everything she does. When you piss her off, she calls her best friends. She's quick to ask her friends what to do when she is talking to a guy (or girl) and then quickly do the opposite of what they say. She definitely has some battle scars but what didn't kill her made her stronger. While she has some irrational fears, her rational fear is magnets and for good reason. She is a die hard Chicago Cubs fan and if you try to tell her differently it won't end well. If you happen to come across any kind of relationship, friendship or dating, with a Peyton, hold onto it. It will the most funny, confusing, kind-hearted and hilarious relationship you'll ever be apart of. Keep her close and keep her heart in mind because the kind of love her heart carries is the most beautiful kind. Although Peyton is a beautiful soul, seriously keep her away from sharp objects it may never end well.
"I'm best friends with Peyton, she's a lovable crackhead!"
Peyton by Kadty July 19, 2023
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Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!

- Peyton
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
Peyton by Fartatious August 6, 2023
Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
Peyton by Fartatious August 6, 2023
My names Peyton… I’m gonna rock your world tonight
Peyton by LilJackass69 August 13, 2023
A boy who would be straight if he could handle women
Guy: Treys being a real Peyton
Guy 2: why
Guy: he just can't handle a woman
Peyton by Greg Turnplatt September 7, 2023
A creature so vile, you won't ever want to hear of it again. It should be noted that this only refers to one horrendous being and not everyone named "Peyton"
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie within the brain of Peyton. I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.
Peyton by redsunmgrr269 October 27, 2023
fly ass nigga who stay to himself
you seen peyton today?
Peyton by orlando1xx November 19, 2023