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Paradoxasaur

From Demetri Martin's comedy.

A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.
"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.
by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008
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BCS paradox

In NCAA Division I football (FBS), the "BCS paradox" occurs when a conference simultaneously wins and loses the BCS National Championship game. Despite not winning the conference division and playing one less game while the other team competes for the conference championship, the 2nd-in-division team still competes for the MNC (Mythical National Champion) title.

The resulting game is 100% guaranteed to top any previous games labeled as "The Game of the Century", and ensures that the record of "Most Viewers Falling Asleep" will be shattered.

Note that the "BCS paradox" only applies to the $EC, because no other conference can bring in the same amount of money...er, produce the two greatest teams in the nation.
Despite losing the snoozefest against LSU in the regular season, Alabama's week of rest (while LSU was battling Georgia for the conference title) paid off as the Crimson Tide beat the Tigers in the most boring game in the history of football. The fact that the SEC both won and lost the BCS National Championship resulted in the first-ever "BCS paradox".
by ccccchris September 10, 2012
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Make Out Paradise

You may know it better as Icha Icha Paradise.The writer is Jiraiya,The"Mega Perv".You will reconize it from it's most popular reader,Kakashi Hatake.Knowbody knows just how graphic the book is,but,I can say that it is a very perverted book.
Make Out Paradise is maybe simalar to a Japenese novel version of PlayBoy.
by knaruto1215 July 26, 2006
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para para paradise

At first glance, PPP is indeed "DDR with hands," until you find out exactly what you are supposed to do in the game.

In Parapara Mode, you are to copy exactly what the person on the screen does. It is exactly the same every time, and has several repeated things to do for each individual song, making it a sort of standard dance routine. This is much easier to memorize, since it's not like you have to remember every single arrow; just the dance itself. Once you memorize the song, which is entirely possible, you can set the arrows and on-screen dancer to invisible, and look completely cool doing the routine, AND getting all the arrows correct in the process.

In freestyle mode, the on-screen dancer is still doing the parapara routine, but is not mirrored to you (the camera spins and goes around her constantly). Instead, you are given completely unrelated arrows, so that you are supposed to make up your own routine. Mostly though, people just set it on hard difficulty, and go into what we like to call "Crazy arm-waving mode." This gives PPP a bad name, and is NOT what the game is about.
Para Para Paradise is a test of personal nimbleness and memory, while showing off the same to onlookers.
by Kenthar March 11, 2004
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Gay Tranny Paradox

If a gay man becomes a woman via sex change and becomes a full on lesbian, what is his orientation? He-she can be regarded straight, because even with the absence of a ballsack, he still has the Y-chromosome, thus still a man. But legally, he's a woman...so what the fuck.

Can also be used to describe a lesbian woman becoming a man and turning gay.

Created by Mr. Garrison of South Park.
Mr. Garrison is a prime example of the Gay Tranny Paradox.
by stay gold ponyboy June 15, 2011
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cheeseburger in paradise

A multitasking sex position in which one male partner performs butt sex on his other male parter (typically doggystyle), which eating a burger from Five Guys, while watching the Chicago Cubs game but having no idea what is actually happening in the game.
Ronny and Keith had a cheeseburger in paradise yesterday. The cubs lost. And yet, they were still happy.
by RacknarCooney August 7, 2019
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paradox

A situation that would seem true or possible but at the same time is false or not possible.
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by Rubik Time Traveler June 16, 2015
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