The Hot Girl Paradigm refers to the universal effects that occur which are unique to Hot Girls; these items include:
(1) lots of free stuff
(2) the ability to ignore (or break) laws, moral or statutory, without repercussion
(3) unqualified professional advancement
(4) lots more free stuff
(5) the ability to achieve (1-4) without criticism.
Hot Girls live either consciously, subconsciously, or both, within the Hot Girl Paradigm or (Hot Girl Universe), a place that someone who isn't a Hot Girl cannot understand or operate, willing or otherwise.
The Hot Girl Paradigm is the metaphorical and socio-gender-economic opposite of the Glass Ceiling.
(1) lots of free stuff
(2) the ability to ignore (or break) laws, moral or statutory, without repercussion
(3) unqualified professional advancement
(4) lots more free stuff
(5) the ability to achieve (1-4) without criticism.
Hot Girls live either consciously, subconsciously, or both, within the Hot Girl Paradigm or (Hot Girl Universe), a place that someone who isn't a Hot Girl cannot understand or operate, willing or otherwise.
The Hot Girl Paradigm is the metaphorical and socio-gender-economic opposite of the Glass Ceiling.
"Geez I've only been to like 20 Mavericks games in suites this year, and had to sit courtside like 5 times" - an example of an often-heard statement from the mouth of a Hot Girl. They couldn't comprehend that normal people (non-season-ticket holders) wouldn't attend 30+ NBA games a year, in $500+ tickets, for free. This is an effect of the Hot Girl Paradigm.
Hot Girls also receive many other things for free that most people would pay significantly for - "I had a flat tire and the guy at Discount Tire gave me 2 free tires and a free battery." - this does not happen to guys. Or ugly people. Hot Girl Paradigm.
In the Hot Girl Paradigm, a girl can also: obtain a table at dinner without a reservation, gain immediate access to clubs, skip lines at the movie theatre, etc.
Hot Girls also receive many other things for free that most people would pay significantly for - "I had a flat tire and the guy at Discount Tire gave me 2 free tires and a free battery." - this does not happen to guys. Or ugly people. Hot Girl Paradigm.
In the Hot Girl Paradigm, a girl can also: obtain a table at dinner without a reservation, gain immediate access to clubs, skip lines at the movie theatre, etc.
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: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
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C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
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Fo sho, the best ROMANIAN HIP HOP group (ever) that raps about every day life problemz dat we all meet, and about fucken fakers that "represent" our beautiful country, and about PILIF
The group consists outta CHELOO OMBLADON and FreakaDaDisk a.k.a. FDD.
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Fuck URBAN RECORDS, REBEL MUSIC is waaay bettah.
Nu vreau sa ma culc cu tine vreau doar sa te fut, cand fut nu dorm, atunci de ce sa ma culc cand fut?!
Fuck URBAN RECORDS, REBEL MUSIC is waaay bettah.
Nu vreau sa ma culc cu tine vreau doar sa te fut, cand fut nu dorm, atunci de ce sa ma culc cand fut?!
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n. Girl that gets you in trouble
n. The girl you cheat with on your girlfriend
n. Girl that makes you act retarded when ya fuck!
n. Girl that gets you in trouble
n. The girl you cheat with on your girlfriend
n. Girl that makes you act retarded when ya fuck!
1- Damn, kid, check out that paradise devil across the streets.
2- You fucking fool, stop doing stupid things for this paradise devil.
3- Don't tell me that fugly broad is the paradise devil you be breaking off behind your girl's back.
4- Ayo, i thought i was Kelso last night, son, she was the one fucking me!
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3- Don't tell me that fugly broad is the paradise devil you be breaking off behind your girl's back.
4- Ayo, i thought i was Kelso last night, son, she was the one fucking me!
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